tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-36904624618787811472011-12-21T20:28:16.869-08:00I write about everything under the sun...not good at it though...but then it's me. Out here to make friends with like minded people.санжогhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15564112676679183143noreply@blogger.comBlogger381100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3690462461878781147.post-59172252085224645512010-11-01T02:37:00.000-07:002010-11-01T02:37:53.504-07:00

I keep getting funny dreams for some reason, they are so bizzare that I wake up and laugh on my own and keep chuckling all the way to the office. I love Nissan Skyline GTR R32 2002 model. I'd never buy it coz, I would not want to pay the unreal taxes that  our beloved government levies on luxury and sports cars, ( they put a Camry as a luxury car, I thought Lexus, BMWs,Mercs are luxary cars, Oh!

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Like I said in my last post that I've been studying about economics, business/project analysis like PESTEL, SWOT, investing strategies by Monish Pabrai....i won't go into the details coz I can fill this page up with jargons that can make you swiftly slide into a deep slumber ( If you do...you can thank me later). But I want to tell you that whatever I am going to write is truly based on real

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Couple of months have passed since my last post. I've been trying to self educate myself. It is good, but it is mind boggling. This statement is false. It means that it self ascertains it is false, possibly everything it says is true. How can it be true if it is false. So it is definitely false as well. But if it is false then it can't be true. Based on the liar paradox, here is another one (

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I have been saved twice because either one of my friend or me, badly wanted to go to the toilet .   First Incident Well it was a beautiful summer weekend...about eleven-ish in the morning. My friend came to my home...we decided to pick-up other idiots and go for a fishing trip near Newcastle and then head towards Woolgoolga...need to find a fishing spot where few venture. Woolgoolga is whoop

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Although it seems that things have changed a lot, I think that they have just improvised a bit, like we used to wear hide and look stupid, now we wear a suit and a tie on a hot summer day and look stupid! Because I spent a really really long time in Australia, now I am culturally half Australian. My first visit to India after a long spell, really got me thinking, the city seems the same, the

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To be or not to be, depends on what you put after the verb "be"....having said that meaning less sentence as it has nothing to do with this post, I will just continue with what I am writing after a brief distraction due to myoneurotic-infraction. While in school I used to come across these wierd home work, the teachers gave us, I used to look around the class to see the faces of anyone with WHAT

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I wanted to attach an image of cow dung, but I could not bring myself to do that, coz I never saw cow dung at such a close range as the picture was (here is the link) don't say that I didn't warn. Long time ago I went to my village were I am allowed to be the animal I am, no reigns, no need to be a snob, a knob or a nob. Normally among kids in village its more about how fast you can run, climb

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Long time ago, Eddy and me were returning from a hectic, long 300kms of driving kind of day. It was almost 1 AM, and we were passing through this really really dangerous suburb called Cabramatta, drug dealers, gang wars and stuff going around at that place all the time. It was cold, and we were in our trusty Toyota Hiace, which takes a lot of battering from Eddy and his road rage, if Eddy can't

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when I was a kid I used to get bullied a lot. But I was not the silent type either, I had a brain good enough to get back at them, which of course when got caught ended up with more violence. Most of the time I'd stand up against my adversaries and get beaten up black and blue later, coz my feeble attacks won't do much difference. And on top of this my mom would punish me for getting into a fight

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I saw this movie called big fish... and I remember these lines between Edward Bloom's son and the doctor when they were talking about his father who told tall stories about everything including the way William was born. Doctor: Your father ever tell you about the day you were born?                   William: Yeah, a thousand times. He caught an uncatchable fish.                    Doctor: Not

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8 TV shows I like to watch: BTW, haven't seen TV shows since six months.   1. Boston legal 2. Time wrap 3. Kumar's at 42 4. Bleach 5. Full metal Alchemist 6. yu yu hakusho 7. Yakitate! Japan What ! I love Animax 8 favorite place to eat and drink: Unfortunately there are none in my city, that I'd like to re-visit. but I have tea regularly at this place where there are lot of trees, and

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1. What is your current obsession I am generally obsessed.2. What are you wearing today? Cloths3. What’s for dinner?     I do not question dinner.4. What’s the last thing you bought? I dont buy anything I download it, and it has to be open source5. What are you listening to right now?  Match-box 20 6. What do you think about the person who tagged you?   I'll have to write an essay about that

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That's how every one looks like after being 110% wasted. (she's pretty right!! she's got 2 pairs of everything). DRUNK FRIEND: *HIC*, I am  Garfg, How did my pants Garfoof-me underwear, and WAAHYY are everyunce flaafling at me. ME : I'll tell you as soon as I  unknot my stomach. Ok, to make the short story long, here is how it started. I don't drink much, I am a social drinker, mostly at

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Every thing is so awesome and kwel, that it is killing me. It's like so annoying to like use like so many times in like a sentence that like I want to like just hit my head on the wall. mah head is hurting, reading awesome so many times and writing awesome so many times and typing mah instead of my on daily basis. Basically, it is fairly unique that I have to like use awesome words and

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This is for the porn star wannabes, its not adult just a spoof by Mad TV. This is for the Lovers of Sex and the City Desperate Stupor

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Abu quit his job at Kwik-E mart Joins a call centerHe joins a call center in Telstra and tells people to stop stuffing their phones with prawns. He started getting better, and found that he could multi task I just laughed my arse off

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This is the most idiotic and stupid story ever started, I m goona put my brain away and write it, but I want you people to complete it and add things to it that makes it more and more annoying, all the other tweetities and blogghorrea sufferers. It's ok to be stupid sometimes, it's a stress relief. writing about smart and intelligent stuff makes you Socrates and writing parodies stuff makes you

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I miss my friends, It's been almost 5 years now since we all parted and got on with our lives. Prologue (or whatever it is called) What I am about to write is absolutely unbelievable, but my friends and I walked the extraordinary path. Lunatic all of us. They are the memories that I reminiscence when I am sad. My grandfather used to say this.. make beautiful memories every day coz those would

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These are some ways of stress relief that has worked for me: Joe goes fishing when stressed, 150 kms away from anywhere...I call this place whoop whoop land (Coined by one of my friend meaning far away from anywhere).  Go to Penrith club and shoot golf balls. All you have to do for better swing is think about the person/problem you hate the most, attach a swear word to it, and then Bob's your

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I have a friend called Eddie he is my work partner.for some reason he calls me Josephine , i asked him many times why...he says I look at you and Josephine comes to my mind. Must be the beard I have. I googled it and found one Josephine Baker. Not even if you are fully stoned I'd look like this Créole Goddess. I couldn't make out whether he was insulting her or me!![..] Josephine" is" a

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I absolutely understand how hard it is to pronounce Indian names...my name is no different...these are the various ways my name has been pronounced, It's really funny...what's in the name after all. My name is Sanjog pronounced San as in San-Diego, and "o" in jog as in oog. But  My name makes me part of many cultures across the world I even belong to the Si-Fi zone, so I categorized my name

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Mostly HarmlessA man invents an aorist rod to mine energy from the past, and within a year tracts of the past were being fully drained. Those who complained were accused of an "extremely expensive form of sentimentality", as the past was a cheap, clean and plentiful source of energy. Anyone who said "draining the past impoverished the present" was told to "keep a sense of proportion". Only when

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At my job I was told to monitor the network and check on people stuffing it. So my sniffer is working and I see lines of network jargon moving upwards.I saw a spike, checked it some one was visiting pornsite, and you know that once you have seen a naked lady you want to see all of em.I found that there was this student sitting in one of the labs on a corner computer,he was sitting low on his seat

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The year is 2001.I was just sitting in the lecture hall with my friends. The hall had about 30 students in it. There was this nice girl sitting next to me, texting away on her mobile. Her batteries were about to go flat.She looked around and later she decided to ask me if she could borrow my mobile for few minutes.She took my mobile, turned it off, switched the sim cards and restarted it.When the

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I got slapped today by an old man. Do you know why? because I tried to be nice to him.I have never been slapped ever by any one as a matter of fact there has never been time in my life that I had to fight with someone.This old man must be holding a higher post at his job and was very arrogant, obnoxious and absolutely rude. He had his daughter admitted in the nursing home above my office.He must

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I am what my friends made me. I dedicate my success to all my friends back in Australia who straightened me out and made a real person out of me.I am sitting in the car with four of my friends. I was sitting in the front seat with Ahmed who introduced me to his other friends. Well I was the newbie among them, and I was to be tested to see whether I "fit" them or not. It was about earning respect

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The year is 2000, Moses invited me to accompany him to his Church, The Christian Science Church. This was his first day, a bit unnerving for both of us.Moses was all dressed up for the Sunday mass, I was just wearing T and jeans.The church was huge. We went inside this great hall, and it being Sunday, the Church was packed. Moses insisted we sit on the last row to avoid attention. He thought

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I read the Times of India today and it says that you are not supposed to hold your girl-friends hands in public this Navratri. It will be considered as public display of affection and they will call your parents. The cops will play the moral police.So if you are around 30 and you go out with your wife, and if for any GOD forsaken reason you hold her hand , they will call your parents, WHAT A F^&$

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me: hey jobless its shirtless jobless heere vinode90: lol :P me: insignificantly attractive attributes contradiction vinode90: and whats that in engliush? :P me: no its stupid; i invented it it sounds like its great; but really its dumb vinode90: then its not english :P me: its written in english u try ur hand at it vinode90: but my hands will get unclean :(

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You: i am looking for president obamaStranger: thats meYou: greatYou: so howz lifeStranger: its ur lucky dayStranger: lifes hecticYou: certainly izStranger: but goodYou: greatYou: howz the pooch doingStranger: the american ppl have realized that it takes a long time for theses crises to endYou: i hope he doesnt mess up the white house carpetStranger: the pooch is doin great, tahnksYou: u opened

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things that i hate if it happens to me: (it already has, and keeps happening)when some one farts (nasty winds) when the take-off is delayed.Sitting in warm and wet seats, they are wet coz someone has been sweating a lot.When they clean the plane from inside while you are still sitting.when you want to go to toilet, the plane goes through turbulance.you get to watch the movie that you have already

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The great BSNL died on Monday. Thats MTNL for other states.I rang them, I am scared of calling BSNL customer service, those people are scary.I think they always have bad days.Well in Gujarat we got 1597 for complaining about the Internet. It's always busy. You need a phone that keeps calling them till you get the ring ring sound.I got connected after two hours of try.I have to be pretty quick

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There he was standing in the computer lab, one of the only 2 Indians who took that subject, Computer Fundamentals. Now , how can an Indian be not good at Computers. Moses is good at computers, but he wanted to show off his skills.25 pcs in the lab, some as old as my grandfather, i pulled them apart and put them back together and then pulled them apart again for the students to perform their

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So I went to get my families medical "thingy" to get transfered from Bombay to Ahmadabad.I went in the office and submitted the paper which my father gave me (FLASH BACK: Son don't loose it, this is the only one paper, make sure u get it in the right hands). So i took the paper back got it photocopied and gave the copy to the BABU.The Babu promised the work to be done in jiffy, well coz i was

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I read my friends blog about how he enjoyed his air-port-to-home adventure and that how he did not get furious about the troubles he had, coz ofcourse he was going home, the best feeling ever. Inspired by him I too thought of writing about my air-port-to-home funny adventure.From now on I will refer to Airport-to-home as A2H.You know I find it hard to recall any anecdotes that I can compare my

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" I think I drive a Ferrari": Meet the FerrariThe State transport vehicles and rickshaws (three wheelers), u want a real adrenaline pumping scary ride, get on one of these. u got stomach trouble hop into one of these, 10 mins ride and u will be fine, who needs those stomach ache pills, and watch your

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