the president Obama chat

You: i am looking for president obama

Stranger: thats me

You: great

You: so howz life

Stranger: its ur lucky day

Stranger: lifes hectic

You: certainly iz

Stranger: but good

You: great

You: howz the pooch doing

Stranger: the american ppl have realized that it takes a long time for theses crises to end

You: i hope he doesnt mess up the white house carpet

Stranger: the pooch is doin great, tahnks

You: u opened up the Swiss bank account yet

Stranger: hah, even if he does, this is the white house, son,we get new rugs super faast

You: ofcourse

Stranger: and why would i tell youthat

You: HA HA HA HA

Stranger: you have red too many novels, son

Stranger: *read

You: nah

You: just a GAS

You: oh oh

You: i know the american style

You: probabaly we can shoot the pooch with bazooka