POST LANDING TRAUMATIC STRESS

things that i hate if it happens to me: (it already has, and keeps happening)

1. when some one farts (nasty winds) when the take-off is delayed.
2. Sitting in warm and wet seats, they are wet coz someone has been sweating a lot.
3. When they clean the plane from inside while you are still sitting.
   
4. when you want to go to toilet, the plane goes through turbulance.
5. you get to watch the movie that you have already seen 20 times. ( thank god to LCDs it does not happen any more).
6. AND your ear phones don't work, Oh and you also find out that it is actually the earphone socket in you seat that doesn't work. I have watched a mute movie, and it was HINDI and since then, that is how i watch them. It's really funny when people are gyrating their pelvic and no music is playing. Try it someday.
   
7. I get the Isle seat, so that every one bumps with my elbow, which i can't keep in coz the seats are too small, and the person next to me is using the armrest that is common to us.
8. the safety lecture, I SAY GET ON WITH IT, even if we do know, we still die, no one lives if we fall from 30,000 feet. what am i suppose to do, get to the nearest exit and jump.
9. WHY ARE THERE NO PARACHUTES UNDER THE SEATS. instead we have the standard, life jacket. Actually it must be FREAKING amazing, coz you land on your ARSE not any other way. WHAT IF there is no water ???. Does the life jacket turn into a parachute. OH and ofcorse you have to inflate it YOURSELF while your lungs have collapsed due to fear.
10. YES i prefer walking.
11. YES i prefer death.
12. NO, I HATE AIR INDIA. sorry no offence ment, but they REALLY SUCK.

THATS A GOOD QUESTION ACTUALLY ISN'T IT. WHY ARE THERE NO PARACHUTES IN AN AIR-PLANE?????

DONT THINK, IT WILL GIVE YOU NOSE BLEED....JC